Make Me a Supermodel: Series 2 (Premiere)
Airs on Bravo on Wednesdays
Reviewed by Cacia Y. Pepe
I like Make Me A Supermodel more than America’s Next Top Model for one reason. Dudes. Hot dudes. Hot, generally in underwear/naked in shoots, sometimes gay (but it doesn’t matter because I don’t want to fuck them I just want to look at them) dudes. I’m not a religious gal, but thank the devil for Tyson Beckford!
First things first: Is it just me or is it totally freaky that ANTM and MMAS both premiered on the same night, contain 4 letters in their initial form, and are each hosted by (at least ½) African American people with the initials T.B. Woah man, I just blew my own mind.
I never caught the first season of MMAS because my college was uber lame and didn’t get the right cable package so Bravo wasn’t available. This is more than likely why I go crazy over VH1 reality shows and sometimes forget Bravo shows even air.
When the girl who won the photo shoot was told she was given an opportunity to attend a “go-see” I thought, wow, no designer fragrance/lotions that you secretly want to advertise during the show to give her? No eight burner stove provided by Calphalon? Then the female co-host said the girl was allowed to bring someone along. Winner girl: “So I should pick someone I know I can beat, right?” That’s good; bring a bitchy attitude right from the start. You’ll totally be the “I-don’t-need-to-make-friends-because-I’m-here-to-win” girl and that’s sooooo original.
In the end it was fem-dude vs. normal jock guy to go home. Normal guy went home, sadly, because I would have popped the top off that stud muffin. This show is unlike ANTM insomuch as it does discriminate against any inkling of a “plus sized” model. Delish went home because he didn’t have ripped abs, but they kept the guy with a smaller chest than me.
Fem-boy’s going to need to remember that he can’t be fem when he’s in guys clothes unless the designer wants him to look like he doesn’t have a penis and does want him to look like he inserts Monistat into his coocher.
At least on this show the hookups could go in all kinds of directions. There’s nothing like girl girl, girl boy, boy boy, fem-boy boy girl girl action to get my engines revving! Let’s get this party going!
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